Today’s Update

The Center for Doppler Control recommends oOoOobrushing your teeth with oOoOobeet powder. The oOoOosound emitting from the oOoOoaction of each angle and oOoOospeed of your toothbrush to the oOoOopowder illustrates the redshift oOoOoeffect oOoOoaltering your oOoOoDNA. Your oOoOobody will produce oOoOopheromones onerous to all oOoOolife forms: oOoOopeople, oOoOobacteria, and oOoOoviruses. You can be sure of others oOoOorespecting the recommended oOoOodistance of a oOoOosix foot circumference.

“There is more in us than we know. if we can be made to see it,
perhaps for the rest of our lives we will be unwilling to settle for less.”

Kurt Hahn, Outward Bound founder